Breakfast Review: The Elbow Room Cafe -vancouver, bc

Dear TAO (Read Tight Ass Owners):

Sure it may be easy to laugh away, be stunned at the “hilarious” spit crazy comments–but at what cost? As the say, it’s all fun and games till someone forgets the menu and overcharges you.  This place is known for its “abuse of customers” –bad jokes, cracks, shallow commentary, swearing/cussing, loud noises, overcharging -$1 for butter on the side, quirky rude comments….well, now its the customer’s time to abuse the owners!!

Here’s a review from your former customers:

1. No !@# avocado on my lukewarm THELMA benny. I’m vegetarian….and, where’s the f*!@ FETA?

2. No, I did not for the 10th time order juice or a drink which is where I know you and the cheap0-with-flair restaurants make money. Mhhhmmm, $2.75 for black coffee is a rip off. For twenty cents more I could get a nice latte.

3. Yes, my friends had ordered tea for $1.75 which took 40min’s to arrive–> but not the crappy tasting Bigelow–we expected Tazo, Numi, Twinings for that.

4. $!@*& NO!!! you pain’s in the a$$, we got our order almost 1 hour late, lukewarm and my buddy’s french toast was burnt and strawberry topping was half frozen/cold and so disgusting he couldn’t eat it. For $11 piece of bread, the least you can do is provide fresh fruit –dipwads! He ate jam.

5. Our &!@# bill was written by some lunatic ogre who cannot write or read. What was that–swedish, finnish, retard? And why charge us for things we cannot read or have ordered? juice, fruit etc.

6. We paid 15% tip still for the fact that we finally got something to eat, even though it was shi&!^^@(!!

I wasn’t about to complain in front of my friends and ruin the morning that awaited us. The first sunny day in 1 week.